Wednesday, March 18, 2009

It's BACK!



HairTrigger has come out of retirement! I don't know why and I don't know who's behind it, but it's back!

http://www.bigfoot.com/~hair-trigger

(Original photo by dram, used under Creative Commons)

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Buck rocks



Buck Angel's story is amazing. Something about him is inspirational.

I'll admit, I've had a hard time with the whole "the man with a pussy" thing. Cock = male, right? I guess not.

When I saw that he does gay porn, I wondered why would a woman have a sex change to be a gay man? But I see he's married to a woman, and I guess does porn to push the boundaries. And the thought of losing the possibility of having another orgasm just to have "a limp piece of meat" between his legs -- I get it.

Monday, July 7, 2008

The Ancient Greek Olympics

I don't know the source of this video, unfortunately. I think it was a documentary from the '04 olympics.

Friday, June 13, 2008

The upshot is...


Oops! All week and no posting. How embarrassing!

This blogging thing takes time! And I haven't had much, between my recent RL work, my newfound passion for genealogy, and my desire to make the most I can out of my 2-week Colt Studios membership.

So, what have I discovered? 1) You can't escape drama queens in the arts. 2) You can't trust computerized services to tell you who you're related to. 3) The knowledge that unlimited quantities of streaming videos of Colt models await you at home makes it UNBEARABLY difficult to concentrate on anything else.

Some up-shots of Colt models. There's something really hot about pics at this angle. I guess the seem more "artsy" this way. And a little more voyeuristic? Not sure. Anyhow, Enjoy!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Vid(s) of the day

It's harder to do this blogging thing than I thought. More because I want to put a lot into each post and describe WHY I think the stuff is hot. Maybe I need to abandon that mentality...

Anyway, one feature I want to include is the Vid(s) of the day. I.e., what got me off. Ususally, it's XTube. Lately it's been Colt videos (those posts about Pete Kuzak and Steve Kelso led me to indulge in a 2-week membership. I'll let you know if it's worth it at the end of the 2-weeks!)

Here's today's "playlist":
(1)
(2) (3) (4)

(5) (6) (7) (8)

Tonight, the one that put me over the edge was extremely odd. No sex, no masturbation, no cumshot (from the models, anyhow!) I'm a bit embarrassed to say it was a tickling video. But the model was super cute, and to watch him squirm really showed off his body really well.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

McGoofy (aka "Micoofy")



When the Micoofy blog first came online, I was puzzled by its name. Then, I realized it was a fusion of "Mickey" and "Goofy", so this site is pronounced more like "McGoofy" than "Me-" or "My Coofy" (which sounds a bit too much like "My cootchie." Eew!)

The idea is simple: post pics of hot guys walking around Disney World, along with a few other Disney-related things. Brilliant. Voyeurism at its best!

As I grew up only hours from Kansas City, school trips to Worlds of Fun were regular events. On one such trip in high school, I remember being stuck in a very slow moving line behind a very hot guy. He was 20 or so, and as we were on a long staircase, I had a long time to examine every inch of his body. I couldn't help but stare in awe at his beefy calves. Every time he turned around, I marveled at his well-defined pecs under his wife-beater. Whenever he wasn't looking, I snuck glances up his shorts (white boxers with a diamond pattern). I admired his bravado and free-and-easy attitude as he talked to his buddy. I was smitten.

I lost track of him after he went through that ride, but I didn't forget him. When we got back to the hotel that evening, I remember running a bath and using the noise of the water to cover the noise of my grunts as I shot my load.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Man of the day: Pete Kuzak



I remember the first time I saw this picture of Pete Kuzak, I nearly came in my pants. He was my dream man -- tall, hairy, muscular. Wow!

Like Steve Kelso, Pete Kuzak's porn career was also exclusively with Colt, and he still figures prominently in Colt's Catalogue, despite leaving the porn industry to be a landscape architect.

Pete's popularity is unquestionable -- there is no shortage of blog entries, galleries, and groups.

Sadly for us, Pete did no videos, and the images that exist on the Net have been traded, reduced, cleaned up, resized, and tortured so much that they're pretty full of artifacts. I used to have clearer images, but then my drive crashed (literally, onto the floor!) D'oh! These will have to do. I'm limiting myself to 4 mosaics -- if you want the full-sized images, visit the links above!

BTW, it's taken more than 24 hours to put this post together. It was supposed to be quick, but this mountain of manhood deserves his due. Enjoy!




Sweet!



I've been reading LargeTony's blog almost since its inception, and have written about his giant cock heart before. But today's post couldn't have been sweeter. It's a story of unexpected acceptance from his granny over cake and cool whip.

Tony, I'm happy for you, and I know you must feel the world is all sunshine and roses :-)

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Hugh Jackman





From Wolverine in X-Men to Curly in Oklahoma, Hugh Jackman's deliciously fuzzy, muscular body is captivating. I doesn't hurt that he's GORGEOUS. Check out the shots of him emerging from the deep at magmozine. And if that's not enough, jump on over to flickr and search for him there.

I had to share a shot from the X-Men comic that's HAWT (lifted from the Shirtless Superheroes blog).

Man of the day #1: Steve Kelso


I'm going to post a man a day. Someone I love to look at. Someone you might love to look at. They'll tend toward the beefier, hairier guys, but every so often, something a little "twinkier" might appear. Sexy is sexy! On to today's post.

When I got to college in the mid-90's, the only way to get porn was through newsgroups. The groups I trolled regularly still exist (alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male et al.) One of the first "names" I remember was Steve Kelso. The trim, taut body. The great fur. The non-intimidating cock. For a while, there was a website: "The Hairway to Steven" (what a brilliant spoonerism, if there ever was one! Don't know which came first, the website, or the Butthole Surfers CD by that name, lol!)

His big break was with Colt Studios. Rather than try to find everything anew, I'm referring you over to Tom Bacchus's blog. Amazing pics and stories there!

Steve, you're #1!

Further links: Intimate Hours DVD
A life in the Day Blog post
Steve Kelso Group (Yahoo!)
Steve Kelso Worship Group (Yahoo!)

Gay Bar / Gay gamers

Yes, I'm a gay gamer

World of Warcraft aficionados will appreciate this "Gay bar" video. Night elves are HOT!

Toons!

I really love artistic porn. I enjoy The Boytoons Mag blog, and it linked me off to another awesome one: Humplex! It's a little more Yaoi than I care for, but some of his drawings are HOT!

Here's a fun little game for you, courtesy of Humplex:

Monday, June 2, 2008

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

I LOVE this video.



I love it even more with nearly naked boys ;-) (Thanks to Under-where Blog for cluing me in!). There are a TON of other spinoff videos which you can find on the original, an a-cappella version, a totally geeky tech version, and one with two co-eds that inspired the following oddly arousing masterpiece. Enjoy!

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